FUCK Search Engine Optimization

If I never see another SEO (Search Engine Optimization) how-to site, it won't be soon enough. I'm sick of stumbling these pages. No one wants to hear you complain/brag about your Google pagerank, and no one cares what kind of sleazy, underhand techniques you used to get there. Remember, if I ever see "SEO" again, you'll get a crowbar to the head.

iDiot

Stop asking me how many songs an iPod can hold. It depends on many different factors. That's like asking someone how many rocks they can fit in their stomach. And I suggest anyone who asks me how many songs their iPod can hold should see how many rocks they can fit in their stomaches.