Agatha Christie Plot Generator

OK, so I am a fan of Agatha Christie books. But, after reading as many of her books as I have, one becomes familiar with the plot devices she uses. In fact, she follows pretty much the same formula in every book! Why not make your own with my Agatha Christie Plot Generator.

The story is set in rural Englandmetropolitan Englanda mysterious island. An anonymous letterAn anonymous phone callA contestSheer coincidence brings several people together into the same housetrainmansionboat. After a few hours, the old generalthe old judgethe single womanthe single manCaptain Hastingsthe pharmacistthe mail manthe married manthe married womanthe mystery writerHercule PoirotMiss Marplethe Italianthe Americanthe Belgianthe fat, old womanthe EnglishmanInspector Jappa Scotland Yard officer discovers that the old generalthe old judgethe single womanthe single manCaptain Hastingsthe pharmacistthe mail manthe married manthe married womanthe mystery writerHercule PoirotMiss Marplethe Italianthe Americanthe Belgianthe fat, old womanthe EnglishmanInspector Jappa Scotland Yard officer has been murdered by means of a gunshot to the headan overdose of sleeping draughtcyanideveranolblunt-force trauma to the headbeing pushed off a cliffa stab woundmultiple stab woundsstrangulationan apparent heart attackdrowning. At first it seems like it was an outside job, because everyone was apparently playing bridgehaving teaeating dinner. However, after the old generalthe old judgethe single womanthe single manCaptain Hastingsthe pharmacistthe mail manthe married manthe married womanthe mystery writerHercule PoirotMiss Marplethe Italianthe Americanthe Belgianthe fat, old womanthe EnglishmanInspector Jappa Scotland Yard officer investigates thoroughly, it becomes clear that the old generalthe old judgethe single womanthe single manCaptain Hastingsthe pharmacistthe mail manthe married manthe married womanthe mystery writerHercule PoirotMiss Marplethe Italianthe Americanthe Belgianthe fat, old womanthe EnglishmanInspector Jappa Scotland Yard officereveryonethe narrator killedtook turns stabbing the victim for
money
an inheritance
revenge
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Stop It, Stop It Right Now.

There is never, NEVER a second declension noun in Latin whose genitive singular ends in -ii. It just doesn't happen. And a second declension word that does not have an -i- before the -us cannot have a -ii as the nominative plural ending! Get your shit straight! The nominative plural of virus is viri, not virii! No! Stop it! The only time you can have -ii in the nominative plural is in words like gladius, because there is already an -i- there. Geez.

virus viri n. poison

gladius gladi m. sword

Scranton

Here is a little something I threw together today: