FUCK Search Engine Optimization

If I never see another SEO (Search Engine Optimization) how-to site, it won't be soon enough. I'm sick of stumbling these pages. No one wants to hear you complain/brag about your Google pagerank, and no one cares what kind of sleazy, underhand techniques you used to get there. Remember, if I ever see "SEO" again, you'll get a crowbar to the head.