Joey

Today my dear, old friend Joey will be writing a guest post.

Yo, this is Joey. Wat's up? Today I saw some dame tryin' ta back outta a parkin' spot at the mall an' she was drivin' some kinda S.U.V. I rolled down my winda and I says ta her, "Hey Lady, are ya fuckin' retahded? Wat's a gal like you drivin' a fuckin' monsta truck for?" But she kinda ignored me or somethin'. Whateva. Ya got any beer?