Get Your Shit Straight!

Listen up, people. The past tense of the verb "to shit" is "shat". I shat, you shat, he/she/it shat, we shat, you shat, they shat. Who shat in the hat? I was about to shit on your carpet, but then I realized someone already shat on it.

The basic shit:


Infinitive: to shit

Present Tense:
I shit we shit
you shit you shit
he shits they shit

Past Tense:
I shat we shat
you shat you shat
he shat they shat

Future Tense
I will shit we will shit
you will shit you will shit
he will shit they will shit

Present Participle: shitting

I'm done with this shit.