20 April 2007

Rum Runners and Moonshiners

Were snow globes around during Prohibition? I don't think so, because it seems blatantly obvious, to me, dear readers, that one who was very determined would have painstakingly drained the water from snow globes and replaced it with moonshine. I mean, c'mon. Who is going to check a shipment of 12,000 snow globes bound to Chicago? That's right. Scruff McGruff. But besides him, who? Or what if it was going to New York or Philadelphia?

You people need to use your heads.

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